94 Thoughts I Had Watching 'Aloha'

This post I know people will resemble to posts you may have seen on websites like BuzzFeed. I have decided to write this post because after seeing the '__ thoughts I had' posts I became interested and wanted to write one of my own. So, here are 94 Thoughts I Had Watching 'Aloha'. ((A review will also be posted soon)).

1. God I'm excited for this movie.
2. Emma Stone blonde, like yes...
3. And Bradley Cooper, hello, gorgeous!
4. I wonder how old Bradley Cooper is.
5. Thanks to whoever invented IMDB.
6. Wow he's 40, shite....
7. How is it possible that his eyes are so clear????
8. And Blue????
9. Hawaiian music really gets you in the mood.
10. I should start saving to go to Hawaii.
11. What does Hawaii have to do with Space????
12. Wait is this a War movie?
13. Am I in the right theatre?
14. Why are they in AirForce uniforms ???
15. Seriously tho Hawaiian music.
16. OMG RACHEL MCADAMS
17. Emma Stone in an Airforce Uniform, wow.



Emma Stone, Aloha

18. I bet she could look good in anything.                         
19. I didn't even notice Rachel McAdams' Curly hair. She looks AMAZING.
20. OOOOO Bradley and Rachel, sittin' in a tree...
21. Why is Emma Stone talking like that? She sounds so...Army...
22. Has it really been 11 years since Mean Girls? And the Notebook? Ryan Gosling where are you???!!!???
23. Regina George as a mum with two kids as her future #PlotTwist
24. Hahahahaha how cheesy they're all saying Aloha
25. Well I guess it's not really cheesy I mean thats how they say hello.
26. But okay we get it Aloha hahahahah but stop now.
27. Seriously, stop saying Aloha.                
28. STOP.
29. Did Emma Stone's character actually do a background check on Brad's? 
30. Ew, his laptop looks ANCIENT.
31. Cool, I bet Em and Brad'll get it on. $100.
32. Let's Marvin Gaye and get it on.
33. Such a pretty song , that one.
34. Why doesn't Brad like Emma?????!!!???!?!!?
35. Hawaiian people seem so nice. And chill.
36. HANG LOOSE BRUH!!!! 

    

    Emma Stone & Bradley Cooper, Aloha (2015)

     
37. Since when can you own a mountain ???????
38. THEY WANT TWO MOUNTAINS ??!?!?!?!?! Wow, that's going to take SO much negotiating.
39. God this movie is reeeallllyyyyy long.
40. The trailers kind of looked better.....maybe it'll improve. I hope.
41. Bill Murray reminds me of The Lorax for some reason. 
42. I hope the movie doesn't make Bill and Emma together, otherwise like y'know...
43. Dancing or Dirty Dancing ????
44. Okay so Em and Brad do hookup. Did I just win my own bet?
45. They're a cute couple.
46. Wait so, Bradley is building something for NASA now???
47. Ohhhh I get it......sort of.
48. Awwwwww Brad and Em broke up again. Wait again?
49. What a cute//ugly hat.
50. I KNEW EMMA STONE WOULD LOOK GOOD IN ANYTHING!!!!!!! I just won another bet that I made myself ??? But Seriously, that hat. 

    

    Emma Stone, Aloha (2015)

51. I think I'd be crying too if I got that hat....... still actually can't believe it exists.
52. BUT EMMA STILL LOOKS GOOD IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!
53. Okay so now Brad and Rach are together. 
54. Her kids are sooooooo cute.
55. WAIT WHAT???
56. Rachel's daughter is Brad's daughter too???????  #PLOTTWIST
57. Who do I ship more: Brad and Rach or Brad and Em? ???????
58. They're both equally as cute but Rachel has a husband and uhhhhhh??!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!
59. Naah Brad and Emma.
60. Nah Nah Brad and Rachel.
61. No Brad and Emma for sure. 

    

    Emma Stone & Rachel McAdams, Aloha (2015)

62. Yay, Rachel and her husband are back together. They're cute.
63. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAH THATS HILARIOUS. 
64. Do guys actually silently communicate like that?
65. Woah man, that's like telepathy.
66. Through body language though? Maybe it's a guy thing...
67. So that actually is Brad and Rachel's daughter....
68. But now Brad's got nobody ???
69. Okay so now the Chinese have apparently hacked a space ship or something?
70. Okay shut up Emma let Bradley save the world.
71. Wait so Brad's a tech computer person?
72. What even are the characters names oops.
73. Whatever to me they're just Brad and Em and Rach
74. Rachel Green
75. I might watch Friends when I get home..
76. gO BRAD!! SAVE THE WORLD WITH YOUR CRAZY FAST TYPING!!
77. Wait what is going on what the hell?
78. Brad you're not saving the world anymore?
79. What exactly did the Chinese want to do with a space ship? Why did they hack it?
80. Remember when my MSN got hacked hahahahahahahahaha good ol' days.
81. Okay so Bill Murray is the bad guy.
82. Ohhhhh, he wants to put weapons in space.
83. Isn't that illegal?
84. Yayyy, Brad saved the world.
85. But he's still not with Emma? whhatttttttt
86. Alec Baldwin pissed is HILARIOUS. 

    

    Alec Baldwin, Aloha (2015)

87. Maybe that's how pissed he got at the flight attendant back in 2011.
88. Wouldn't wanna be on a plane with Alec Baldwinnnnnn
89. Wait so, if Brad saved the world, why is he getting yelled at?
90. Finally Emma and Brad are together!!!!!!!!!!!
91. Took them long enough far out.
92. That was a realllllyyyyy confusing movie.
93. I think I should honestly save up for Hawaii. That's probably going to cost sooooooo much.
94. I should've bought two choc-tops.        

Hope you enjoyed this post. Let me know what you thought of 'Aloha' in the comments.

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